Divine Adhesive

Big E. and Flash played "Can I have your nose?" tonight, a popular game at our house.

In tonight's version, Daddy asked if he could have Flash's hair. Flash was already giggling so hard in the middle of this game that he inadvertently said, "Yes.... no, no, no, no..." Too late. Daddy began attempting to remove Flash's hair.

Daddy: "Flash, I... urgh, ugh, umph.... can't seem.... grnt, grff, urnk.... to get... hup, hrp... your hair off."

Flash (giggling contagiously): "Daddy, tat's betause God glued it on."

Daddy, who was already struggling to keep his composure, collapsed with laughter.