I'd like to buy a consonant.

We have entered one of my favorite stages of toddlerdom... where only Mommy understands what the heck the child is saying.

JackJack has begun. Here are a few examples.
"Aye fas" said with eyes wide and a persistent nodding.
Translation: "I'm fast!" (an echoing of his older brother)

"Sna!!!!" Flash's version was "Hru sna!!!"
Translation: "Snack!!!". Flash's version: "Fruit snack!"

"Booze Coos"
Translation: "Blues Clues"

Love it, love it, love it.